Kids say the darndest things

This is from an email my aunt sent my mom and then the last one is what a girl at AWANA asked me last night. Answers are given by elementary school age children:
-Why did your mom marry your dad? My grandma says that mom didnt have her thinking cap on.
-What would it take to make your Mom perfect? On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
-Whats the difference b/w moms and dads? Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.

Okay now at AWANA (this was Lauren for Barker whose the only one who knows who she is):
"Are you married?" no. "Do you live with Dan (Barker)?" no. "Then where do you sleep?" okay...maybe you had to be there but it was pretty funny. I'll spare you the rest of the conversation...